Wufei stared at Heero, poised in the doorway, an expression of almost-shock written across his features. I am going to die now... At least it will be a just death...

Heero's gaze swung from Duo to Wufei and back again. His expression melted into one of inscrutability. "Duo," he growled.

Duo flinched, smiling nervously. "Um, well, see, it's like this: we were drinking, and I drank WAY too much, and then for some reason I got this funny idea to screw Wufei--"

"Shut up, Duo." The icy gaze pinned Wufei. "Well?"

Wufei hung his head. "It's my fault. I could have stopped it. I did not. I have dishonored myself." He stared at the rumpled bedsheets and awaited the click of Heero's gun being cocked.

There was a very long, agonizing pause. Wufei gritted his teeth. Damn him... Why doesn't he just get it over with?!

Finally, the silence was broken, but not by a gunshot as Wufei expected.

"You could have at least waited for me to get back," Heero grumbled, sounding ever-so-slightly miffed.

Wufei spluttered and looked up. "WHAT?!"

Duo grinned. "I left him pretty much intact. He's probably good for another round or two."

Wufei gaped at him, and then at Heero. "But... But... I... You..."

"C'mon, Wu-man, don't be so narrow-minded!" Duo clapped him on the shoulder. "It'll be fun, trust me!"

There was a strangely predatory gleam in Heero's eyes as he entered the room, shutting the door behind him.

Wufei continued to stammer. "But I... But you... But he..."

Heero smirked. "What did you think I was going to do? Kill you?"

The thought HAD crossed my mind... Wufei stared at the Perfect Soldier. "You mean... You two planned this?!"

"Well, sorta," said Duo, grinning still. "It was an idea, anyway. Pretty good one, eh?"

Heero was advancing on the bed, pulling his shirt off as he moved. Wufei swallowed hard as he took in that lean, beautifully sculpted form...

"This is unjust," Wufei managed to complain, before he was pounced upon by the two other boys.

"Shut up, Wufei," said Heero, and then everyone was too busy for words.

The End